Warning – Perimenopause In Progress | Funny Menopause T-Shirt Size:2XL when the world expects… sometimes

when the world expects… sometimes the only answer is a solid NOPE

your dog is the only one who truly gets you

Channel your inner rebel with our “Well-Behaved Was Never My Goal” skull tee — a bold fusion of punk attitude and neo-traditional tattoo art

water‑based inks• Super‑soft ringspun cotton/poly blend (unisex S–3XL)• Produced with automated

” this tee is for those who see through the crap and say it with style

Warning – Perimenopause In Progress | Funny Menopause T-Shirt Size:2XL when the world expects… sometimesAPPROACH WITH CAUTION Perimenopause is live, loud, and not taking requests. RULES OF SURVIVAL Think again before asking me for anything. Is it worth your life? Arrive with snacks, chilled wine, or GTFO. Sudden tears or rage? Smile, nod, dont touch me. Breathe quieter. No, quieter than that. WHY YOU NEED IT Printed in the USA with ecofriendly, waterbased inks Supersoft ringspun cotton poly blend (unisex S3XL) Made using automated, paperless techsass &