Hey Billionaires! Bunkers Will Suck. Mars Will Suck More. Just Be Less Greedy. Keep Earth Habitable. Tee Size:4XL Show people that you live

Show people that you live in

but there's still room for improvement

Let people know that you prefer brightly colored animated characters of the swearing variety and would have preferred that Simba drop an f bomb here and there

We'd actually prefer you not tell us

I'm wearing a crop top at work

Hey Billionaires! Bunkers Will Suck. Mars Will Suck More. Just Be Less Greedy. Keep Earth Habitable. Tee Size:4XL Show people that you liveHoarding that much wealth is a sickness that somehow has the power to destroy us all. Why are we all agreeing to this system where it's even possible? Like, I don't know, all the movies with astronauts make space seem cool and fun because of the cinematography but it just seems like it would suck in actuality. There's no ocean to swim in, no trees to look at, no cool breeze on your face, and you're pooping into a vacuum sealed bag. Living in space