600ml Water Bottle showing "Never go to bed..." eejit "I'm a very special kind

"I'm a very special kind of twat"

The first is a screw in top complete with carabiner which will be great to make sure you don't forget to take the bottle with you

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"The great thing about GETTING OLDER is being able to spot a NUMPTY at 100 metres

This is our stunning 8oz porcelain mug which has the fine lip and sides to make the drinking experience that little bit more refined

600ml Water Bottle showing "Never go to bed..." eejit "I'm a very special kind"Never go to bed angry Stay awake and plot revenge!" Have a thirst bigger than our 400ml can quench then why not try our larger 600ml aluminium water bottle. This water bottle has an integrated straw in the lid which can be pushed down for when you are travelling. Standing at approximately 220mm high and about 70mm diameter this should fit most drinks holders. Please note that the main white gloss surface of the bottle may have some very small