400ml Water Bottle showing "I'm A Very Special Kind of Asshole" getting older The word PREMEDITATED will bite

The word PREMEDITATED will bite you on the ass in the courtroom

"The great thing about GETTING OLDER is being able to spot a NUMPTY at 100m

"Ever just listen to someone and think they've got the IQ of a crayon

Printed twice on this enamel mug to make sure that you can see this no matter which hand you hold the mug in

The porcelain mug is approximately 102mm high and 70mm diameter

400ml Water Bottle showing "I'm A Very Special Kind of Asshole" getting older The word PREMEDITATED will bite"I'm a very special kind of asshole." This is our compact 400ml aluminium water bottle. This bottle comes with two different tops so will adapt with you. The first is a screw in top complete with carabiner which will be great to make sure you don't forget to take the bottle with you. The second is a push pull top which helps reduce those unwanted dribbles when you are drinking on the go. Standing at approximately 180mm high and about 60mm diameter