Statement Piece Tee Contest Winner The Joseph Campbell of clothing

The Joseph Campbell of clothing articles except we did absolutely no research and are saying absolutely nothing profound

or ridiculously offensive

We aren't advocating for or against drugs

If somebody who people think is cool is paid to wear something

You will be when you wear the shirt too

Statement Piece Tee Contest Winner The Joseph Campbell of clothingIf you wear this, people will assume you're a deep thinker with a well developed stance on something and a clever way to get it across. No problem if you aren't all or any of those things. Just answer questions about it with "I don't think you'd get it" or "I'm tired of having to explain it." Now people will think you're a douche too. The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that