Half Ass Jingler Comfort Colors Tank Top Color:Ivory Vintage badge-style design featuring a

Vintage badge-style design featuring a large red star centered inside a circular rope lasso border

White ink illustration featuring the word "Gemini" in decorative arched lettering above a pair of twin faces

everyone knows it

You didn’t come to flip burgers

Consider it a public service

Half Ass Jingler Comfort Colors Tank Top Color:Ivory Vintage badge-style design featuring aYou put on one earring, called it festive, and poured wine by noon. Thats not laziness. Thats efficiency. Youre doing the holidays at exactly the effort level they deserve. The Details: A donkey wearing jingle bells and a Santa hat in red and green ink with text reading "HALF ASS JINGLER." The Fit & Fabric: Brand: Genuine Comfort Colors (The gold standard for vintage vibes). Style: Unisex Relaxed fit with self bound neck and armholes for a clean look.