Morticia's Floral Shoppe Tee Size:S Every December you say "this

Every December you say "this was the craziest year yet" and every January proves you wrong

Distressed golden yellow ink design featuring a longhorn bull silhouette above bold vintage-style lettering reading "Bull Shirt" in large stacked text

The cowgirl wears a cowboy hat

Slightly unhinged

She wears a turquoise top

Morticia's Floral Shoppe Tee Size:S Every December you say "thisYou keep buying yourself flowers because nobody else understands your aesthetic requirements. Grocery store bouquets? Please. You need something that looks like it was arranged by a Victorian widow who talks to her plants and means it. Your love language is dramatic foliage. The Details: Black vintage serif text reads "Morticias Floral Shoppe" with "Estd 1964." A colorful flower bouquet (yellow, pink, deep purple, red, orange) sits in a black vase,