8oz porcelain mug saying "My 5 moods...shit" cheeky "I'm retired but I still

"I'm retired but I still work full time as a pain in the ass

"Only the best Dad's get promoted to Grandad"

"Life doesn't come with a manual

This water bottle comes with two different tops so will adapt with you

"I started out with NOTHING (and I have most of it left)"

8oz porcelain mug saying "My 5 moods...shit" cheeky "I'm retired but I still"My 5 moods: 1. I'm too old for this shit 2. I'm too tired for this shit 3. I don't have time for this shit 4. I'm too sober for this shit 5. I don't get paid enough for this shit" Printed twice to make sure that no matter which hand you hold your cuppa in you can still see the text. This is our stunning 8oz porcelain mug which has the fine lip and sides to make the drinking experience that little bit more refined. The porcelain mug is approximately